Now.. what do i want?

This would be a long post, so brace yourselves people. (:
but i hope ive made it interesting for you guys. Enjoy wenjia's theory of women.
give your comments please.


my tiger asked me what are my wishes for xmas this year.
he wanted to get me something which i would want for once.
and also because he has no idea what to get me.

the answer can be pretty simple.
the answer can be pretty complicated

the simple answer would be,
well. he could have asked jody
but jody would probably give him a raunchy answer
HAHAHAHAHA.

the complicated answer would be
well. when people ask me want i want for christmas
besides my parents that is
i would feel.. obligated to give an nice and understanding answer which would not specifically answer the question.
i think we humans of the 21st century has contacted this disease.. the disease of not being able to answer the question directly.

like how was your dinner? the basic answer would be: Oh i had this this this.. and the answer of whether your dinner was good or bad never materializes.

its a growing disease. and a bad one.

and i think ive severely contracted that disease
most of the questions directed at me go unanswered, diverted or lost in some other wenjia dimension
no wonder people around me are often bewildered.
LOL

its not that im dumb ,
or i do not know how to answer the question
the world has evolved into a highly exponentially critical mass of issues and sectors
that sometimes even the simplest questions are being x-rayed and scrutinized with a truckload of doubts and suspicions
layers of underlying questions start to subconsciously unfold when one seemingly harmless question is being asked.

typical female brain goes like that.
note: this doesnt apply to everyone, so if you are strongly against my opinion, its applicable and okay. :)

so a typical female, about to have lunch is being asked by a colleague passing by her office
male colleague: hey where are you going for lunch?
immediately, the female colleague's mind starts to tick..
first few question that zoom straight into her mind would:

qn1: should i crack a joke about where im going to eat so as to not sound boring to this hot colleague who seems like a great catch?
qn2: i feel like pigging out at the nearby subway bar around our office, should i say the truth? oh crap, he's gonna think im fat if i say that, should i just lie that im going for a sandwich or a salad so that i'll look like im into nutrition and healthy food?
qn3: shit! im okay with eating alone, but what if he thinks im a total loser for eating alone? OMG, he's gonna think that im a freak with no friends. oh shit, he's gonna think im in a cult that eats alone or something
qn4: SHIT! if i say im gonna just eat a salad, he so gonna think im anorexic?!! omg, i overheard him telling his friends once that women who diet disgusts him..oh shit, i think im gonna say im going to have burger, but its fattening. Oh shit, salad? burger? no no, sandwich would be a compromise. wait a minute, what did i want to eat in the first place again?! shit, this is so hard!

if you realise, there are a few more subset questions under the main questions. yes yes, as superficial and nonsensical as it seems, many women think that way.
the most ridiculous questions presents itself in the brain and manifests in alarming rates, often creating more absurd questions from the original one.

AND if you realise, till now, my post, has not even begun to wholly answer the very first question that ive posed in the start of my blog.
it wasnt intentional of me to not answer
i told you i had that disease.
see the potency of the disease.
LOL. :D

So.. after giving you the blueprint of a typical woman's brain.
you'll realise that most of the time,
the answer that comes out from the woman's mouth would probably not be a truthful and firsthand one
it'll be vague and ambiguous

this is because the brain of a woman programs so fast
generating so many variations of answers that she herself is confused and indecisive of giving a perfect and acceptable answer
hence, the the female colleague would most probably give a sultry smile and say a vague and ambigous answer: oh im just going to grab a quick bite with my friends.

that answer allows her to pass off the questioning and make a quick exit
but if the guy goes back to his office and probes into the answer
he would realise that he still has no idea where that female colleague is going for lunch

irritating as it looks
there are a few ways to get around the questioning
making it easier for you, the guy to get your true answer

the solution is.
to keep asking the same damm question. Hahahahaha.
haha, you'll receive many variations of answers
because a woman would most probably diss off your answer with a joke, dumb comment, or a ridiculous comment that has popped into her head
but sooner of later, you'll be able to filter out what she really wants
despite all this shadowing of feelings

so dont think that she's lying
she's just being herself really
LOL. im defending my own species.
but you gotta admit,
this makes sense.. alot of it makes sense
my theory is pretty solid.. HAH,

so knowing what i really am
what i want for xmas would never be spoken out loud
even if i say im serious and that im really into it
it would not be the true essential thing that i desire or want

because in true fact
for me at least.
sometimes i dont know what i really want
do i give in to my materialistic desires? wanting everything that everybody has? must i get that phone that many people are worshipping?
or do i give in to my internal more personal intangible desires?

besides those two questions, many questions are needed to be addressed as well
the person that asked the question, is he able to give you the internal intangible desires?
and another poignant question, are you really sure you are so thick skinned as to allow the person to spend so much cash on you? because you asked the person to get it, so obviously you are well-informed about the price as well.

when you buy a gift for someone on your own will,
an expensive gift for someone
the person would be obliged to accept it
because the gift has already been bought
and the person did it without your knowledge,
thus although you know its expensive, you did not force the person to buy
its a voluntary deed

but if you ask someone to buy it
it would be a whole new different ball game altogether
if you upon knowing the monetary cost, asking the person to purchase it
would be like a request.
not a voluntary thing. and the meaning has somehow been eroded.
this does not apply to thick-skin woman, for they'll just straight out say that they want it and insist that you get it
but other women, although their splurge and indulgent instincts are there, they most probably would not request something costly or something that they truely want.
they resort to subtle hints like: omg! that watch is so nice! look at that honey!
these hints are easy to detect
what hints like just lingering on something longer that other products
if the guy is not even giving the girl eye contact, the hint is like a dead end

so its a terrible world out there
for both men and women

i know ive spilled like top secret classified information about women
i just thought..men really need some help to able them to sustain long cohesive relationships with their female friends, mums and most importantly their girlfriends. HAHA.




So.... have i answered the question in the beginning?
ROFL. (: